Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So much Jack, so little girl.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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