just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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