So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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