How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I wish i was in the wii world.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Randomize
