i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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