Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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