AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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