Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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