are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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