what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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