when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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