we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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