just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
