Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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