I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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