so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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