If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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