Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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