a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
