So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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