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this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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