you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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