Me. At least after what I've been through.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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