This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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