playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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