are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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