My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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