Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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