You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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