at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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