And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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