It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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