I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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