yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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