You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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