I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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