I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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