i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
