if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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