the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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