do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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