I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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