just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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