69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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