Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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