worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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