yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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