belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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