I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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