Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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