This is not my ceiling
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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