It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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