jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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