Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You have to summon your inner elephant
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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