omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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